If you want to be embarrassed about your family's spending/eating habits, just call your credit card company to report fraudulent charges. As they quote back to you a weekend's worth of expenditure to verify legitimacy, your embarrassment will grow.
"Wildflower...not sure what that is. Does that sound right?"
"We ate there Sunday after church. It's a bakery-cafe. It's fine."
"How about Smashburger?"
"That's right, too, I'm afraid."
"Robert's sizzling Barbecue?"
"That's a food truck that comes to my husband's work."
"Boy, I'm really beginning to feel embarrassed about my family's eating habits! We're just such a busy family, you know?"
Indeed, how far my family has fallen!. We used to be the frugal ones, visiting McDonald's only on road trips, eating out only on special and rare occasions. We were so frugal and proud of it, in fact, that we scoffed at all the families who blew their money on fancy restaurant food as we smugly ingested our frozen pizzas, chicken nuggets and canned vegetables at home!
Now most evenings find us on the run to practices, meets, classes and games. Last weekend was especially hectic. A football and soccer practice Friday night, A football practice and three soccer games on Saturday (at least I had a roast in the crock pot for supper!). Then Sunday we spent the morning and afternoon at church for the installation of our new priest in the parish and a reception with the bishop afterwards. Thus, we walked to that bakery-cafe to eat light buttery pancakes, skillet potatoes and greasy link sausage for breakfast between masses.
My scintillating conversation about junk food receipts with the credit card rep ended with him ribbing me about the outrageous amount we spent at Krispy Kreme.
"$54 on doughnuts did seem like a lot! I'm just saying..."
We both laugh as I exclaim, "It was for the soccer teams, for end of season...honestly!" A pause, and then guiltily, "Well, I mean, we did eat the leftovers..."
I didn't mention that the "leftovers" were approximately two dozen donuts.